Deathrow Dolls?

At the FoCo Girls Gone Derby!

It's the Deathrow Dolls (orange) against the Chanel Cartel (black)

Above it's "Lulu Ferrigno" making sure the team captain from the Chanel Cartel, "Coco She'll Nail Ya" won't get past the pack!

Wanna try out for the team? Come on down TODAY and see if the skates fit!

Can't skate? We'll teach you!

It's happening tonight at the Rollerland Skate Center!

Just wanna watch? Make sure you sit near this sign!

The Booty Zone is an area on the track floor where you have a good chance of getting hit by a roller girl.  On May 9th it's where I sat! Admittedly it's not that same as when I scored four front row center first balcony seats to the 2006 premiere production of R. Strauss's Salome starring Deborah Voigt at the Lyric Opera of Chicago, but at the opera, they didn't have a raffle for a $100 gift certificate to the local tattoo parlor! 

Note1: Derby is better than opera.

Note2: Only one derby girl crashed into me.

Note3:No! we didn't win the tattoo certificate!