OH BARCELONA!

Well we did actually see Castell de Montjuïc and the wonderful mountain-side cemetery;

We tried to follow the instructions

It was Lord Dunsany who once said “I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is full.” It is that time to travel and we have done so; unlike the worm, we took a much more tortuous route: Fort Collins – Denver – Philadelphia – Madrid – Barcelona. Will we do this again? I hope not!

Dude’s got a parachute!

In addition to the little Minolta camera that I have carried for the past two years to provide photographic evidence for this blog I have also been using the camera included in my Nintendo DSi. I found it to be easy to carry and good for candid shots. Sure, it’s got a fixed focus lens and the resolution is poor but I can hold it while I walk onto a plane and take picture of fellow travelers.

Watching our bag in Madrid

The baggage handlers were ignoring our bag (the brown one on the ground) and didn’t seem to be working until a woman with a clip-board came over and yelled at them to start moving. She pointed to our bag and they quickly placed it on board the plane going to Barcelona. Will the other three bags make it as well?

Loading bags onto the ship

Yes, they are looking down between the pier and the side of the ship. The makeshift ramp they were using broke and some of the passenger’s bags fell into the Adriatic Sea. I saw them fishing them out and wondered just who the lucky passengers were! Was this a harbinger of things to come?

Note: Jeanne and I decided to go on a Mediterranean cruise with some friends. We’ve never really been on a big cruise ship (except for Alaska) and thought that it would be a chance to experience the whole concept of constantly eating and touring a different country each day much like in the 1969 movie “If it’s Tuesday, it must be Belgium“. The ratio of the number of countries per days at sea were about the same as in the movie so I must believe that things have not changed much since 1969. We actually started our journey on September 1st, but I was certain that I would not be able to update this blog while at sea so I pre-date loaded a number of posts before leaving town. And now I and post-date loading this stuff. Yes, I can do that!

insomnia 102

Another place open 24 hours:

An Adult Emporium

Howdy partner!   Welcome to the Book Ranch!  ”For over 35 years, The Adult Book Ranch has been Fort Collins #1 place for adult shopping, promoting sexual awareness and understanding!..  Serving the area’s needs for adult movies, magazines, books, novelties, and adult party goodies! Thousands of DVDs, dozens of new magazines, hundreds of magazine bargain packs, and countless other adult goods are waiting for you when you stop on in!”

There IS a leader in alternative footwear

“And who doesn’t need a pair of SEXY boots or shoes?! We are able to order from hundreds of styles of boots and shoes from Pleaser USA, at the lowest prices around! Need to get some new dancing shoes? What about those Wonder Woman boots you’ve always wanted? Stop on by and let us help you out!”

The Water proof Jack Rabbit – Purple

According to the Book Ranch, this is the their best selling item.

Customer review, One Star; OK at First: “Seemed good at first… My wife commented that it was bigger than her previous rabbit. However, after about a month we noticed all the metal on the inside has rust on it. It doesn’t seem as waterproof as it says. I wanted to give it 3 stars but cannot change it for some reason.”

Similar Businesses?

OK, I get The Bible Superstore, but what about an injury law firm? Just how many injuries were reported using the waterproof Jack Rabbit? Note to bloggers: If you come into this place with a camera, make sure the customers are gone! They don’t want to be photographed!