Another place open 24 hours:
An Adult Emporium
Howdy partner! Welcome to the Book Ranch! “For over 35 years, The Adult Book Ranch has been Fort Collins #1 place for adult shopping, promoting sexual awareness and understanding!.. Serving the area’s needs for adult movies, magazines, books, novelties, and adult party goodies! Thousands of DVDs, dozens of new magazines, hundreds of magazine bargain packs, and countless other adult goods are waiting for you when you stop on in!”
There IS a leader in alternative footwear
“And who doesn’t need a pair of SEXY boots or shoes?! We are able to order from hundreds of styles of boots and shoes from Pleaser USA, at the lowest prices around! Need to get some new dancing shoes? What about those Wonder Woman boots you’ve always wanted? Stop on by and let us help you out!”
The Water proof Jack Rabbit – Purple
According to the Book Ranch, this is the their best selling item.
Customer review, One Star; OK at First: “Seemed good at first… My wife commented that it was bigger than her previous rabbit. However, after about a month we noticed all the metal on the inside has rust on it. It doesn’t seem as waterproof as it says. I wanted to give it 3 stars but cannot change it for some reason.”
Similar Businesses?
OK, I get The Bible Superstore, but what about an injury law firm? Just how many injuries were reported using the waterproof Jack Rabbit? Note to bloggers: If you come into this place with a camera, make sure the customers are gone! They don’t want to be photographed!