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And the caskets keep rolling along…

Saturday, March 5th, 2011

… bringing up the rear at this year’s Frozen Dead Guy Days:

The Squirrely Red Elves with their plywood and PVC touring coffin

It’s Bump 5-0 and the Dog of Doom? I think.

The Ska Brewing Team

Number two of two “The Mystery Machine” Scooby-Doo caskets

The Hot Tub Casket

General Tso’s Chicken Take-home Casket

The Purple Haze Casket

The Jersey Shores Casket

The “Spaceballs” casket

Endangered List casket

The Cross Caribou Miner’s team casket

The Team Budweiser casket

Walt Disney’s cryo-casket

The Red Longjohn’s casket

… and the saucer-shaped casket of the Nedterrestrials.

War Memorial Bridge

Friday, March 4th, 2011

Over Arthur’s Ditch:

I crossed this bridge the other day

at a time when people in several parts of the world are protesting the actions of a few.

The bridge

I remember that time in May of 1970; Cambodia. Kent State. The National Guard. SDS. Nixon.

In Fort Collins, some idiot tried to run down protesters in the street with his pickup truck; Some other idiot burned down ‘Old Main’, the cornerstone building at CSU. There was also an attempt to burn down an R.O.T.C. building.

(Sigh!)

Poudre Storage

Sunday, December 5th, 2010

And this from the historical archives:

“Old school bus saved- A little muscle supplied by Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity brothers moved the old Cache La Poudre school bus onto a trailer for its ride to Livermore on Saturday. Rosalie Rohrbacker donated the horse drawn bus to the Larimer County Historic Trust Alliance. It will be stored at the site on the alliance’s proposed historic park until funds can be raised for restoration. ”

Bus # 1

I found the storage area where this bus is being kept.

I think it is in need of restoration

Lots of restoration!

And now, the choice of vehicles for drug runners:

The area also stores vehicles impounded in drug raids.

I suspect the neighbors with the big SUV down the street have a meth lab in their basement.

“The Denali line is the ultimate expression of masterful innovation, impressive power, and sophisticated comfort”

Dia De Los Muertos

Friday, November 5th, 2010

Back in 2008 there was this and now:

We’re BACK!!!!!

A sample of Day of the Dead alters

I hate to say this but the 2008 alters seemed a bit more creative than this year’s… and it’s MY FAULT I didn’t get my damn alter in on time for the festival.  Well, there’s always next year, right?

Hotel Stanley Ghost Stories

Sunday, October 31st, 2010

Not too far South from us is this place:

The Stanley Hotel

Built in 1907 by F.O. Stanley of the Stanley Steamer automobile it is now a 138 room hotel that is listed on the National Register of Historic Places.

Our ghost tour guide

No, not a real ghost; just an employee of the hotel who gets to tell the story of F.O. and all the other things that made the hotel famous- like guest Stephen King.

The haunted veranda

The haunted Steinway

Room 217

It’s where Stephen King came up with the some of the ideas of “The Shining”

The haunted Billiard Room

The Haunted Staircase

Redrum!

That’s what child actor Danny Lloyd says in the movie version of The Shining. He didn’t do too much acting since the film: He’s now a science teacher in Missouri.

Haunted basement crawl space

Real ghost photo in color

Taken with a Nintendo DSi through a keyhole in one of the doors, it clearly shows some ghostly images of sorts.

Gift Shop Ghoul

This place is on the “Top Ten Haunted List” as figured by the “Haunted America Tours” organization so it must be so.

I See Dead People in Berthoud

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Well it is near Halloween:

Not just dead, but not real!

In Berthoud, Colorado a mannequin depicts life during the 1870’s in Little Thompson Valley. Berthoud is named after a guy named Ed Berthoud who engineered a railroad extension from Cheyenne to Longmont in 1877.

But that IS a real human skull in the center!

Dead Blacksmith

Alfred G. Bimson, I presume. He owned U.S.Patent No. 1,169,229 for a sugar beet harvester that he invented in 1915.

The View From The Bus, Part 1

Sunday, October 24th, 2010

Today we learn about the local bus system and the people who ride them:

The #15 “Post Office” bus at the downtown station

Years ago I rode the CTA “L” trains (Chicago Transit Authority – Elevated )  when my home was within walking distance to a station. It just made sense and it was at times interesting when I worked the late shift and rode with the rest of humanity either coming or going to work or getting home from a party.  In a city of 2.8 million people, these things are taken for granted; It was a moment in time that was just a necessary inconvenience.

Side of bus featuring “Jacking In” point

As it happens I live within walking distance to a bus stop, so one day this summer I decided to “take a ride”.  My first ride on the “Transfort” system was not particularly unusual except for an unexpected politeness from the bus driver. We’re not in Chicago anymore!

Item 1: The driver clearly announced the next stop. On the CTA you would be lucky to hear anything, and when you did hear them call the next stop, the street called “Halstead” sounded more like “Charleston”.

Item 2: The driver told me how to obtain a pass in order to save money and not have to dump change into the box. Wow! Is this Disney World or what?

A bike on the front rack

Then there is this “Bike-n-Ride” program. This allows me to get out on the road early in the morning when it’s too cold to ride a bike  and ride back (or not!) if I feel like it.  My bus pass allows me to take my bike on the “FLEX” bus out to Longmont– That’s and additional 33 miles I don’t have to peddle in the morning!

The #1 Transfort Bus at the main station

I ride a Transfort bus once a week now; It’s not much, but the drivers are starting to recognize me and I’m beginning to meet some of the “regulars” like Frank, who sometimes just rides the whole route for kicks; And Jessie who just keeps on talking about stuff.

One time coming from Loveland on the “Foxtrot” I sat next to a “Carny” (carnival employee) who was working the shows between Cheyenne and Estes Park.  He asked me if I knew of any carnivals in Fort Collins; I didn’t know, but I told him to check out the Showman’s Directory of Outdoor Events (He was impressed that I knew of the directory). I traveled with a carny in the 70’s; The directory is the carny’s bible!

He started to chat-up a young woman about the exciting life of a carnival worker – the money – meeting big name entertainers – the travel. She was smart enough not to give him any personal information about herself, but she seemed interested in learning more about that kind of life.

I hope it worked out for her. But now it was time for me to get off the bus.

insomnia 102

Friday, September 10th, 2010

Another place open 24 hours:

An Adult Emporium

Howdy partner!   Welcome to the Book Ranch!  “For over 35 years, The Adult Book Ranch has been Fort Collins #1 place for adult shopping, promoting sexual awareness and understanding!..  Serving the area’s needs for adult movies, magazines, books, novelties, and adult party goodies! Thousands of DVDs, dozens of new magazines, hundreds of magazine bargain packs, and countless other adult goods are waiting for you when you stop on in!”

There IS a leader in alternative footwear

“And who doesn’t need a pair of SEXY boots or shoes?! We are able to order from hundreds of styles of boots and shoes from Pleaser USA, at the lowest prices around! Need to get some new dancing shoes? What about those Wonder Woman boots you’ve always wanted? Stop on by and let us help you out!”

The Water proof Jack Rabbit – Purple

According to the Book Ranch, this is the their best selling item.

Customer review, One Star; OK at First: “Seemed good at first… My wife commented that it was bigger than her previous rabbit. However, after about a month we noticed all the metal on the inside has rust on it. It doesn’t seem as waterproof as it says. I wanted to give it 3 stars but cannot change it for some reason.”

Similar Businesses?

OK, I get The Bible Superstore, but what about an injury law firm? Just how many injuries were reported using the waterproof Jack Rabbit? Note to bloggers: If you come into this place with a camera, make sure the customers are gone! They don’t want to be photographed!

monkey balls, etc.

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

I took this picture below because:

There’s the Larimer County Republicans booth

and right next door is this other booth where the people behind the table are a bit laid back and ‘smell like Otto’s jacket’ from the Simpsons TV series.

THC or Totally Hemp Company opened in Loveland in July this year

They sell various hemp products, especially hemp seed oil that contains omega-6 and omega-3 essential fatty acids (including α-Linolenic acid, eicosapentaenoic acid. and docosahexaenoic acid) which are extremely important to know how to correctly spell when you are setting up a data base for the benefit of the Nutritional Labeling and Education Act; but that’s another story… then across the way was this:

Thai Stick and Monkey Balls!!! Are they serious?

P.S. Did you catch the phone number for THC? It’s 635-HIGH !

insomnia 101

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

What’s open 24 Hours?:

The Alleycat Coffee House

I had thought of doing some bit on all night places in town, but there really aren’t that many.  I first came up with the idea when I was coming into town from the North and saw the sign for the “Ever Open Cafe”. Having remembered way back when– you know, when you were young enough to stay up all night to study for your Russian final exam with a fifth of vodka and needed some kind of distraction at three in the morning– There was always some place in the college town where you could go. The idea of the all night bit waned somewhat when I found out the “Ever Open Cafe” was open from 6 am to 10 pm! The place has been in business for 50 years; it sells greasy food and their recent health inspection has been reported as “inadequate”. I should go there someday, but not right now– we are looking at places open 24 hours a day here:

“The Alley Cat is located off of Laurel St. between College Avenue and Mason St. Follow the giant pointing hand to the alley with the mirror bricks.”

Sometimes they have entertainment

and free WiFi all night long!

This could be one of the places where I could set up a remote late-night blog station for no other reason other than it could be done. It’s also possible that I could meet people like Bill Murphy– a character I used to know from years ago:

Bill Murphy

Not from the Alley, but a coffeehouse in Urbana, Illinois where I used to manage the Sunday Jazz night. We were open until 4:00 am but if there were students still hanging around after 4, I’d let ’em stay as long as they wanted. I dropped in at the place (after about 35 years absence) and I was delighted to find Mr. Bill Murphy still there! Not much has changed in over 35 years but I think they have WiFi now!